| [ MIT ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Renoir (르놔르~) 날 짜 (Date): 1997년09월19일(금) 04시09분57초 ROK 제 목(Title): 차(car)에 관한 유머 한가지 HOW TO JUDGE YOUR FRIENDS AND WHAT PEOPLE ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT THE CARS THEY DRIVE ... Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX: I am impotent Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires BMW 3-series: I wish I were important BMW 5-series: I'm not important, but at least I got a raise BMW 7-series: I'm still not important, but I've perfected the art of living beyond my means Buick Riviera: I like to make a statement by driving an ugly car, and the Toyota Supra is too small Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp Cadillac- All Others: A Buick Park Avenue is too young and sporty for me. Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette: I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'vette Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Caravan: It's kinda sporty with those child-seats, don't you think? Please say yes Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather Chrysler LHS: I want a car big enough to be seen by the Sojourner space-craft Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Dodge Stealth: I'm having a mid-life crisis, but I couldn't afford a Corvette Ford Explorer: It IS NOT a station wagon . . . it's a sport-ute Ford Fairmont: -(See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the fall Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the fall Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year Jeep Cherokee: It is NOT a yuppie station wagon Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lexus 300/400: I'm a contra-snob: I don't mind spending $50,000 on a car with a $20,000 design Lincoln Towncar: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Lincoln Navigator: I own lots of Exxon Stock Mercury Grand Marquis: -(see Towncar) Mercedes SLK Convertible: Why yes, my name is Buffy... how did you know? Mercedes 500SEL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB: I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante:I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings Nissan Maxima: My 3rd wife made me sell the 300ZX Nissan Sentra GLE: The JokeMaster talked me into it Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo: I am a bad-ass MOFO and like big breasted women. Porsche 944: I am dating big-breasted women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal Saturn SC2: -(See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu Toyota Camry: I am in the closet Toyota Supra: I like driving a car that looks like a mutant fish Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus: I have been tripping continuously since 1968 Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife -르놔르~ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 살아가는 것이란 변화한다는 것이며, Hoon (Paul) Kim 완벽하게 되는 것은 끊임없이 변화함으로 hpkim@ALUM.MIT.EDU 이뤄지는 것이다. (집)617-354-5694, (삐삐)617-668-7030 -- 김 훈, 1972~현재 http://www.mit.edu/people/hpkim |