| [ MIT ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Renoir (Apostle ☆맧) 날 짜 (Date): 1998년03월13일(금) 08시49분22초 ROK 제 목(Title): 귀여운 유머 The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure," replied her lover, "What's your phone number?" -------------------------------------------------------- Young Man: Would you like to dance with me? Young Woman: Do you expect me to dance with a baby! Young Man: I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were pregnant. --------------------------------------------------------- A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. The young woman opened her handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me alright." --------------------------------------------------------- A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died." "But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "The man who told me is much more reliable than you." --------------------------------------------------------- Doctor : We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them. Patient: Oh, thank you very much. Doctor : Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out. --------------------------------------------------------- A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be ," said the patient with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long." --------------------------------------------------------- A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you , your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda." --------------------------------------------------------- A guy about to be electrocuted phoned his lawyer from the death chamber. "They are about to make me sit in the electric chair. You are my lawyer, tell me what do I do now?" The lawyer thought for a moment and then said, "Don't sit down." --------------------------------------------------------- Court scene: 1st Lawyer: You're a fool 2nd Lawyer: And you're a damn fool. Judge : As the learned lawyers have now identified each other,can we now proceed with the case. --------------------------------------------------------- The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good" replied the husband, "make sure she's well done." --------------------------------------------------------- It is estimated that the average man speaks five thousand words a day, and the average woman speaks seven thousand. "The trouble is," complained one man, "When I come home from work, I've finished my five thousand, but my wife hasn't started her seven thousand yet." 즐거운 하루가 되세요~! -르놔르~ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 살아가는 것이란 변화한다는 것이며, Hoon (Paul) Kim 완벽하게 되는 것은 끊임없이 변화함으로 hpkim@ALUM.MIT.EDU 이뤄지는 것이다. (집)617-354-5694, (삐삐)781-668-7030 -- 김 훈, 1972~현재 http://www.shinbiro.com/~Renoir |