[ HallymUnv ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): mandala (CASE) 날 짜 (Date): 1997년11월01일(토) 12시36분24초 ROK 제 목(Title): UNIX Humor퍼온글 CnUnix보드에 있어요. 금방지울께요. %rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. %blow blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create **** 하늘이 무너져 버리고 땅이 꺼져 버린다해도.. |