| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Shiva (헤드뱅어) 날 짜 (Date): 1995년04월25일(화) 09시03분00초 KST 제 목(Title): 소개팅에서 상대방 따돌리는 방법들 1. At dinner, read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date. 2. Repeat every third third word you say say. 3. Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly. 4. Howl and whistle at women's legs, especially if you are female. 5. Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets. 6. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves. 7. Beg your date to tatoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up. 8. Communicate in mime the entire evening. 9. Order beef tongue. Make lewd comparisons or comments. 10. Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out. 11. If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite. From the International Federation of Nerds |