| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Ddol (Y. M. Park) 날 짜 (Date): 1995년01월13일(금) 16시29분01초 KST 제 목(Title): Stress Hola folks. Hope there is at least one person who enjoys the jokes I am posting here. For those who like them at all, here's one more.. 8).. Young Min.. _______________________________________________________ Signs of stress: 1) Intense urge to gnaw on a rawhide bone 2) Viewing urination as just another procrastination method 3) Chewing on your pen laterally 4) Uncontrollable laughter, even several minutes after the joke has ended 5) Uncontrollable laughter, even when there is no joke to begin with 6) Mocon foods starts to taste good 7) You find it amusing to throw tampons at your friends while they study 8) Your friends find it equally amusing 9) You think your highlighters smell nice 10) You listen to "They're Coming to Take Me Away" and "I'm Going Slightly Mad" on a somewhat compulsive basis 11) You contemplate bringing a sleeping bag and pillow to the library so you can spend the night 12) You make a list of your strange behavior 13) You turn the list into a file and vax it to your friends 14) You curl up in the fetal position and call everyone you see "Mommy" 15) You argue with your friends about who has worse personal hygeine (" Oh yeah,well I'm gonna wear these socks ALL WEEK!") 16) Your roommate starts telling you to seek professional help 17) Your roommate stops telling you to seek professional help 18) You wear earmuffs indoors 19) No one looks at you strangely anymore for wearing earmuffs indoors 20) Some of the things on the "100 ways to freak out your roommate" list start to look like fun. 21) You close your eyes and see screensavers ("Look! Space Toasters!") 22) You send email to yourself |