| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): romeo (너의로미오箔) 날 짜 (Date): 1994년07월19일(화) 05시37분36초 KDT 제 목(Title): 우리학교 야한야그 시리즈.. 마지막편 우씨.. 애써서 올려놓은거 다 지오져따... 할수 읍찌 모.. 쫍... ------------------------------------------------------------ 그동안 우리학교 야한야그시리즈를 성원해주신 여러분께 감사드리며... 만약 이 마지막편이 1000번 읽히게 되면.. 새 야한시리즈.. "세계에서 가장 야한 야그 시리즈" 를 보내드리겠읍니다. 로미... -------------------------------------------------------------- Why Beer is better than Women 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. 6. Beer is never late. 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. 8. Hangovers go away 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. 11. Beer never has a headache. 12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer. 14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. 15. A beer goes down easy. 16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. 17. You can share a beer with your friends. 18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. 19. Beer is always wet. 20. Beer doesn't demand equality. 21. You can have a beer in public. 22. A beer doesn't care when you come. 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. 26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer. 27. When your interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason. 28. A beer is always satisfying. 29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. 30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun. 31. A beer does not come with inlaws. 32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good. 33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box. 34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak. 35. Beer doesn't complain about farting. 36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom. 37. You are never embarraessed about the beer you bring to a party. 38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you bought. 39. Beer won't drive you to drink. 40. You can shoot a beer. 41. A beer chaser is easier to catch. 42. You don't need a license to live with a beer. 43. A tree is good enough for a beer. 44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't. 45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn. 46. Beer and "ice" don't mix. 47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation - it goes along happily. 48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it. 49. Beer is happy to ride in the truck of your car. 50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning. 51. Beer never complains about a wet spot. 52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight. "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." - Clint Eastwood The Outlaw Josey Wales = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = 너를 처음 만나던날이 생각난다. 난 너의 빠알간 두 볼에 이끌려 마침내 너의 맑은 두 눈동자속으로 빠져들어갔었지. 그날 난 달빛아래서 너의 두 손을 꼬옥 잡고 너를 사랑한다고 말했었고.. 너는 두 눈을 감고 살며시 나의 어깨에 기대었었잖아. 아마 그날은 다시 돌아오지 않을꺼야. 이미 내곁에 없는.. 눈물속의 너를 그리며.. |