| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): whoomp (vice) 날 짜 (Date): 1994년04월13일(수) 02시28분52초 KST 제 목(Title): Best pickup lines 1. You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 2. Is your daddy a thief? ["No.] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] 3. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 4. The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 5. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 6. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 7. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 8. All those curves, and me with no brakes. 9. [Grab his/her tush] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 10. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 11. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 12. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |