| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Gmember (PoEM) 날 짜 (Date): 1994년04월02일(토) 13시57분16초 KST 제 목(Title): Continued... HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500 CLEVELAND INDIANS VIRUS: Makes your 486/66 machine perform like a 286/XT LAPD VIRUS: It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self defense." CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS: Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it. ORAL ROBERTS VIRUS: Claims that if you don't send it a million dollars, its programmer will take it back. TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor. IMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song(slightly off key) on boot up, then substracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy. PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionaru virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack----once if by LAN, twice if by C:>. ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits. RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counsellor about possible alternatives. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. |