| From : orange (Yonghyung Cho) Date : Fri Jun 12 17:41:29 1992 Subject: TOP SEVEN DUMB THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR DICK: 7> Use it to discipline your pitbull. 6> Check that the electric pencil sharpener is working. 5> Use it to pry jammed toast out of the toaster. 4> Get a blow job from a cannibal. 3> Substitute it for a golf tee. 2> Use it to teach a woman to drive a five speed. and number one: (drum roll please.....) 1> Screw the 15 year old daughter of a redneck Texan gun salesman! |