| From : ymin (Young-Gie Min) Date : Fri Jun 5 08:53:43 1992 Subject: What if I die first? <from UseNet> From: michelle@sc.hp.com (Michelle Lassagne) A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place... She: "Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?" He : "That's a morbid question!" She: "No, I really want to know." He : (pauses to think): "Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might remarry." She: "Would she live in our house?" He : "Well, the mortgage is almost paid off - would you really expect me to move?" She: "Would she wear my mink coat?" He : "You know I paid $3,500 for that coat - would you really want me to sell it for a loss?" She: "Well, would she drive my BMW?" He : "No. Absolutely not. She doesn't know how to drive a stick shift!" |