| From : ymin (Young-Gie Min) Date : Thu Jun 4 12:26:25 1992 Subject: What would statues do? There are two statues in the park - a woman and a man that have been facing each other for 70 years. One day, God sends down a bolt of lightning that brings them to life. They look at each other, run and meet halfway, join hands, then disappear into the woods. A half hour later, they come staggering out of the woods, breathing heavily. The woman looks at the man, smiles, and pants, "Let's rest up awhile, and then do it again." The man agrees, "Okay, only this time, *you* hold the pigeons and *I'll* shit on them!" |