| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): tivor (the wolf) 날 짜 (Date): 1995년04월01일(토) 11시07분08초 KST 제 목(Title): Why God never received tenure.... Ok, it's been a long while since i posted anything here.... probably no one remembers me here now.... *sigh* anyways, while wandering through the school building, i found the following taped on a professor's office door. i thought it was funny, so i decided to share it with ya ppl. hope you like it. =)) Why God Never Received Tenure at Any University =============================================== 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself. 6. He may have created the world, but what has He done since? 7. The scientific community can't replicate His results. 8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects. 9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 10. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the Book." 11. Some say He had His son teach the class. 12. He expelled His first two students. 13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop. 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed. Tivor the Wolf who has been away for a long time.... jcp2@cornell.edu |