| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): coolguy () 날 짜 (Date): 1994년10월13일(목) 14시23분40초 KST 제 목(Title): Because we are men! ===================== Because we are men! ===================== If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the Rat Race, you're a male chauvinist pig; if you stay at home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you worked too hard, there is never any time for her and the kids; if you don't work hard enough, you're a good for nothing layabout. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, that is exploitation; if we have a boring job with low pay, then we should get off our butts and find something better. If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism; if she gets a promotion ahead of a man, then that is equal opportunity. If we mention how nice she looks, that is sexual harassment; if we keep quiet, that is typical male indifference. If we cry, we're a sheila; if we don't we're an insensitive bastard. If a man thumps her, that is wife bashing; if she thumps him, that is self defence. If he makes a decision without consulting her, he's a chauvinist; is she makes a decision without consulting him, then she is a liberated woman. If he asks her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that is domination; if she asks him, it's a favour. If we appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, we're sexual perverts; if we don't notice, we're poofters. If we like a woman to keep in shape and shave her legs, that is sexist; if we try to keep ourselves in shape, that is vanity, if we don't we're slobs. If we buy her flowers, we're after something; if we don't we're forgetful. If we are proud of our achievement, we're up ourselves; if we aren't, we're not ambitious. If we ask for a cuddle, we never think of anything but sex. If we're totally wrecked after a bad day at the office, we never give a damn about other people's needs. If she has a headache, it's because she's tired; if he has a headache, it's because he doesn't love her anymore. If we want it too often, we're oversexed; if we can't perform on cue, there must be another woman. ---------- Well... I agree... and I don't agree... but, still... IT'S TRUE!!! coolcool... |