Well, it may not be THAT funny...
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While I was watching the Braves game one weekend, my wife and I got into a
conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During
the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in
a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a
bottle. She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
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