| [ CampusLife ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): pss (박선섭) 날 짜 (Date): 1996년05월25일(토) 15시01분25초 KDT 제 목(Title): shit list Please enjoy the following shit list. You all have experienced all or some of the shit items. It might defy your translation into Korean, though. >>SHIT LIST >> >>MEXICAN SHIT: >>It smells so bad your nose burns. >> >>UPPER-CLASS SHIT: >> >>The kind of shit that doesn't smell. >> >>THE SURPRISE SHIT: >>You're not even at the toilet....and you're about to fart, but oops! >>....a shit! >> >>THE DANGLING SHIT: >>This shit refuses to drop into the toilet...even though you know you are done >>shitting it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. >> >>GHOST SHIT: >>The kind where you feel the shit come out, have shit on your toilet paper, >>but there is no shit in the toilet. >> >>CLEAN SHIT: >>The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing >>on ther toilet paper. >> >>WET SHIT: >>The kind where you wipe your butt 10 times and it still feels unwiped, >>so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear >>so you don't get a brown stain. >> >>SECOND TIME SHIT: >>It happens when you are done shitting, you have pulled up your pants, and you >>realize you have to shit some more. >> >>POP A VEIN IN YOUR HEAD SHIT: >>The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. >> >>ICEBERG SHIT: >>The kind where the shit is so long that the end of it sticks out of the >>toilet water. >> >>RICHARD SIMMONS SHIT: >>The kind where yo shit so much you lose 30 pounds. >> >>CORN SHIT: >>Self explanatory. >> >>LOG SHIT: >>The kind of shit that is so huge that you are afraid to flush the toilet >>without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush. >> >>DRINKER'S SHIT: >>The kind that you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It >>leaves tread marks on the bottom of the toilet. >> >>GEE, I WHISH I COULD SHIT SHIT: >>The kind where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet >>cramped, and fart a few times. >> >>PAINFUL SHIT: >>The kind where it hurt so bad coming out, you swear it was coming out >>side ways. >> >>WET CHEEKS, POWER DUMP SHIT: >>The kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get >>splashed with the toilet water. >> >>SQUID SHIT: >>The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters >>all over the inside of the toilet. >> >>WHO DID IT SHIT: >>The kind where the smell creeps out of the bathroom and makes everyone sick. >> >> >>As you know, I like this kind of story too much. This is my style.. Euhhhhh!! >> |