| [ MyongJi ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): guest (AEOLUS) 날 짜 (Date): 1997년09월06일(토) 07시35분12초 ROK 제 목(Title): APARTMENT ! A story on Apartment!!!!! A prosperous and somewhat amorous businessman, propositioned a beautiful chorus girl of well-proportioned figure to spend the night with him for $500.00. When he was ready to leave the next morning, certain things having transpired, he told her he didn't have that much money with him. Instead, he would have his secretary mail her a check, made out for RENT FOR APARTMENT, to avoid any embarrassment. On the way to the office, after thinking the matter over carefully, he decided that the night hadn't worth what he had agreed to pay. So he had his secretary sent out a check of $250.00 instead with the following explanatory note :- Dear Madam, Enclosed is my check for the amount of $250.00 for rental of your apartment. This amount is sent instead of the originally agreed amount as when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that :- 1) It had never been occupied; 2) There was plenty of heat; 3) It was small. Last night, I found that it had been occupied many times, there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large! Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque, with this note: I am returning the cheque of $250.00. I cannot understand how you could expect such beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat.....there is plenty of it there, if you know how to turn it on. As for the size, it's not my fault if you didn't have enough furniture to furnish it. |