| From : guest (손님??????) Date : Sun Oct 4 14:06:21 1992 Subject: Some jokes... Q: Why couldn't Beethoven find his composition teacher? A: Because he was Haydn. Q: What's the definition of a string quartet? A: A good violinist, a bad violinist, a would-be violinist, and someone who hates violins all get together to complain about composers. Q: Why is a violin smaller than a viola? A: It really isn't, it's just that violinist's heads are bigger... Q: What's the difference between a viola and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop a viola. |