| [ MIT ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): goemon2 (Xendar) 날 짜 (Date): 1997년11월01일(토) 12시22분28초 ROK 제 목(Title): chocolate 오피쓰 메이트가 재밌다고 복사해 준 글인데, 심심풀이 삼아 읽어보세요. TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN XXX(censored): 1)You can GET chocolate. 2)"If you love me you'll swall that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3)Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4)You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5)You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6)You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7)If you bite nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 8)Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9)The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cholate. 10)You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11)You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12)You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13)With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14)Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15)You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16)Good chocolate is easy to find. 17)You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18)you are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19)When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. 20)XXX XXX of XXX XXX! (censored) 흠, 나름대로 검열을 해서 올린 건데, 제가 보고 알아서 지울께요. ```````````````` 할로윈인데, 난 하루 종일 비비질이네... |