| [ MIT ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): woodykos (목수의졸개@) 날 짜 (Date): 1996년06월04일(화) 08시08분31초 KDT 제 목(Title): 보드가 너무 썰렁해서... 딴데다가 올린 글이지만 또 올립니다. Some more forwarded humor...enjoy. > > > YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER: > > > If you introduce your wife as "mylady@home.wife" > > If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner > > If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie > > If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas > > If Dilbert is your hero > > If you stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE > > If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes > > If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail > > If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50 > > If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the > decimal point in the right place > > If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys > > If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car > > If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than > hanging coats and taping ducts > > If, at Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to > find the burnt-out bulb in the string > > If you window shop at Radio Shack > > If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest > sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies > > If you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area > > If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test > that actually takes five minutes to run > > If you are convinced you can build a phazer out of your garage door > opener and your camera's flash attachment > > If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is > > If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven > > If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush > > If you own "Official Star Trek" > anything > > If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside > > If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the > antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception > > If you ever burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project > > If you are currently gathering the components to build your own > nuclear reactor > > If you own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts > > If you have never backed-up your hard drive > > If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing > games, but are afraid to say it out loud > > If you truly believe aliens are living among us > > If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance > > If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is" > > If you see a good design and still have to change it > > If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions > > If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it > > If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters > your mind > > If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember > where they are > > If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile > tires > > If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you > own turns bread into charcoal > > If you have more toys than your > kids > > If you need a checklist to turn on the TV > > If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name > > If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work > > If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight > > If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush > up to the front to fix it > > If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary > > If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel > and have seen most of the shows already > > If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what > RPN stands for > > If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV > with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew > up thinking that was normal > > If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size > screw driver to use > > If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting > > If people groan at the party when you pick out the music > > If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this > week > > If you did the sound system for your senior prom > > If your checkbook always balances >> > > If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone > > If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life > > If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission > controllers > > If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they > didn't get enough sleep > > If you spend more on your home computer than your car > > If you know what http:// stands for > > If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio > > If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your > garage > > If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to > explain atmospheric absorption theory > > If your lap-top computer costs more than your car > > If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. > chocolate (i.e. "Jolt" and a Snickers) > > ..... 그래, 집으로 가자, 집으로. 거기, 우리 집에선 우리 아버지가 날 기다리고 계실거고, 거기, 우리 집에선 이런 서러움 따윈 없을거야...... |