| [ MIT ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Renoir (르놔르~) 날 짜 (Date): 1998년02월13일(금) 07시59분23초 ROK 제 목(Title): 인간적인 에러 메시지 1. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. 2. Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? 3. I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me ... 4. Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? 5. A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. 6. Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. 7. Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. 8. This site has been moved. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. 9. wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault 10. The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist 11. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. 12. First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. 13. With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. 14. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. 15. Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down 16. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. 17. There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge 18. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that 19. To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy 20. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. 21. No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? 22. Hal, open the file Hal, open the damn file, Hal open the, please Hal 23. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. 24. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. 25. The ten thousand things How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. 26. Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." 27. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. -르놔르~ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 살아가는 것이란 변화한다는 것이며, Hoon (Paul) Kim 완벽하게 되는 것은 끊임없이 변화함으로 hpkim@ALUM.MIT.EDU 이뤄지는 것이다. (집)617-354-5694, (삐삐)617-668-7030 -- 김 훈, 1972~현재 http://www.shinbiro.com/~Renoir |