| From : ymin (Young-Gie Min) Date : Sat May 23 18:09:18 1992 Subject: Can anybody think of a good title for it? If anybody has a similar stuff in Korean, please post it. -Young ---------------------------------- <from Quartz> I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the contents down the sink, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down one glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank the sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, i steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. --Author unknown |