| From : kiky (Yongsup Park) Date : Wed May 20 15:58:35 1992 Subject: Fox eating rabbit .. SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. FOX: "What are you working on?" RABBIT: "My thesis." FOX: "Hmm. What's it about?" RABBIT: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." (incredulous pause) FOX: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes." RABBIT: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me." They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit. WOLF: "What's that you're writing?" RABBIT: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws) WOLF: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?" RABBIT: "No problem. Do you want to see why?" The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing. SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth. (The End) MORAL: It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject. It doesn't matter what you use for data. What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor. ---- Drawn from rec.humor.funny archive by kiky |