| From : ymin (Young-Gie Min) Date : Sat May 16 11:09:35 1992 Subject: Pinnoccio Here are two Pinnoccio (or Pinnochio? I'm too lazy to check it) jokes. I hope nobody gets offended by the first one. It's just a joke. -Young ---------------------------------- <from Quartz BBS> Jesus dies & goes up to heaven (where do you *expect* him to go?!)...he is met at the gates by an old man... OM : ...tell me about yourself, my boy... Jesus: ...well, i was born the son of a carpenter... OM : Say, *i* was a carpenter... J : ...and i left home at an early age... OM : You know what? I had a son, left home early... J : I was presumed dead, but came back. OM : Yes, the same was true of my son...[eyes widening] J : [curious] ...uhh, I had nails in my hands! OM : Remarkable! ...so did my son! Jesus: Father! OM : Pinnochio! -------------------------------- Article: 3437 of rec.humor.funny Pinnoccio comes to Jepeto one morning and tells him that his girl friend complains about the wood-chips on his dick. Jepeto gives him a piece of sand paper, and asks him to take care of the problem by himself. Two days latter Pinnoccio comes to Jepeto and says : "With such sand paper, who needs a girl friend?" |