| From : ymin (Young-Gie Min) Date : Wed May 13 14:33:19 1992 Subject: Sick Excuses Hi, kids! This time, I'm posting something which can be extremely useful for some of you. Please tell me if any of you succeed in using any of the excuses. I have several warnings before you try to use them: 1. Don't ever use the excuses without translating them into Korean. Also remember that you should use your name, not Diane or John. 2. You need only one of the excuses. Don't give your teacher 25 different excuses for one day's absence. 3. I hope your teacher is smart enough to understand humor. Good Luck! -Young ----------------------------------------------- Subject: sick excuses From: plamoia@encore.com (Pete LaMoia) Date: 16 Oct 91 16:31:20 GMT EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work. I do not know the author/editor) * Dear school: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29 30, 31, 32 and also 33 * Please excuse Diane from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. * Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. * I had to keep Billie home because she ad to go Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she warz. * Please execute Johnny for being. It was his father's fault. * Mary couldn't come to school because she was bothered by very close veins. * Chris will not be in school cuz he has an acre in his side. * john has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. * Excuse Gloria. She was under the doctor. * My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. * Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. * My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines. * Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. She fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip. * Please excuse Ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels. |