| From : ymin (Young-Gie Min) Date : Wed May 13 10:15:14 1992 Subject: Zong Hi, everybody! A friend of mine who spends a lot of time to browse internet bboards sends me what she thinks interesting, and I want to share the fun with all of you. I'm sorry that she sometimes does not specify where she found the jokes. Here goes the first one! -Young ------------------------------------------- A spaceship from the planet Zong lands in Farmborough. It is the middle of the night - the town is deserted (not that there's much happening in the daytime in Farmborough) as the aliens (who are rather petrol - pump - like in their appearance) descend from their ship. "Greetings; I am Zong, a Zong from the planet Zong. We have come in our spaceship, the Zong, to meet Earth people. Take me to your leader. The Zong receives no reply, so he repeats his demand using shorter words (he has heard that this usually works in Farmborough). "Take me to your leader". The petrol pump, unsurprisingly, says nothing. By now, the short-tempered captain of the Zong is getting a bit annoyed at being ignored. He levels his ray gun at the petrol pump, much to the distress of his first mate, and demands, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, INSOLENT SCUM, OR I WILL BLOW YOU TO PIECES! Of course, the petrol pump remains silent; his shipmates try to restrain him, but he fires. There is an almighty explosion as the petrol pump bursts into a huge ball of flames and the crew of the Zong are hurled hundreds of yards into the air. They land in a nearby field with a bump. "What the hell happened ?" shouted the Zong captain. "I tried to warn you", replied the first mate, "You just don't mess with a guy who can wrap his prick around his waist and stick it in his ear." |