| 글 쓴 이(By): minus (이 원우) 날 짜 (Date): 93년01월26일21시19분36초 제 목(Title): 변호사 joke 미국에서는 변호사가 매우 미움받는 사람들이어서 다음과 같은 joke도 유행하는 모양입니다. 우리나라에서는 변호사로 인한 고통을 겪는 경우가 흔하지 않아서인지 (우리나라에서도 법조계는 심하게 썩었다지만) 변호사에 대한 인식이 그다지 나쁜 것 같지 않습니다. "변호사"를 "국회의원"이나 "부동산 투기꾼" 정도로 바꿔보면 어떨까요 ? Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time. Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q: Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? A: No. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. |