| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): hippo (하늘사랑) 날 짜 (Date): 1995년03월27일(월) 23시30분15초 KST 제 목(Title): Can you say goat? Miscommunication >The Society of the Paranormal was having a convention in town >and there were many attendees. The president of the society was >at the podium delivering the opening address to all who were >there in body and in spirit, and he asked the question: >"Who of you have had the occasion to see a ghost?". There was a >showing of perhaps forty hands, to which the speaker asked, >"Who of you have had the occasion to speak with a ghost?". Once >again the conventioneers raised hands, counting thirty or so. >Then the question, "Who of you have had the occaison to have >actually touched a ghost?", to which about ten hands were waved >about. The speaker paused for a moment, and then delivered another >query, "Who of you have had the occasion to have sex with a ghost?", >and in the far back of the auditorium a lone hand was raised. >"Would the usher please escort that individual with his hand raised >to the stage? I simply must inquire further." And with a couple of >moments delay the man was brought forward, who incidentally turned >out to be a wee Scotsman in full kilt no less. When the Scot arrived >on stage, the speaker asked him, "Well Sir, tell us what it was like >to have sex with a ghost.", to which the man replied, "Ghost? Laddie, >I thought ye said goat!" ******* from SJU_LIFE |