| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Ddol (Y. M. Park) 날 짜 (Date): 1995년01월12일(목) 17시56분04초 KST 제 목(Title): Priest Umm.. I am not sure if you guys are enjoying my postings since they are all in English.. Unless someone tells me not to, I will keep posting some funny jokes in English.. Let me know if they bother you.. Young Park __________________________________________________________ A new priest at his first mass was so nervous that he could hardley speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the begining of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door. 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp 2) There are ten commandments, not twelve 3) there are twelve diciples, not ten 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, not bet his ass 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook 8) David slew Goalith, he did not kick the shit out of him 9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass 10) We do not refer tot he cross as the Big T! 11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me." 12) The Virgin Mary is not to be referred to as "Mary with the Cherry." 13) The reccommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God." 14) Next Sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St.Taffy's. |