| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Ddol (Young Park) 날 짜 (Date): 1994년12월14일(수) 12시15분47초 KST 제 목(Title): Elevator.. A friend of mine gave me this joke.. Hope you enjoy it.. Young.. ____________________________________________________________________ THE ELEVATOR: THE PLACE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS *Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. *Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you in there just shut UP!" *Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. *Sell Girl Scout cookies. *On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. *Shave. *Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" (Brian's favorite #1) *Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. *Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. *When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. *Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" *Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. (Brian's favorite #2) *One word: Flatulence! *Lean against the button panel. *Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. *Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. *Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." *Bring a chair along. *Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. *Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. *Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. *Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." |