| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): eyedee (아이디) 날 짜 (Date): 1994년12월06일(화) 18시15분14초 KST 제 목(Title): 크리스마스 선물 아래 글은 친구가 Forwarding 해준건데 좀 웃겨서 어제 올렸더니 어떤 놈이 장난쳐서 (다른 글이랑 무더기로 함께) 지웠어요. 어던 띨띨한 놈이 욕을 얻어 먹으면 오래 산다는 말을 진짜로 믿고 욕을 얻어먹고 싶어 그런 짓을 한모양입니다. 욕을 얻어먹으면 오래 사는게 아니라 다른 사람들이 "저 놈은 왜 빨리 안죽나?" 하고 살아있는 꼴을 보기 싫어해서 지가 그사람들에게 오래 사는 것 처럼 느껴진다는 걸 모르는 것 같아요. 아뭏든 그놈이 원하는대로 해줍시다. -------------------------------------------- A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and aftercareful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note. ***** Dearest Darling,**** This is a little gift to show my affection for you on Christmas. I choose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on friday night. All my love, P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur ..... ..... ........ |