| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): yunsang (오렌지) 날 짜 (Date): 1994년11월16일(수) 09시02분18초 KST 제 목(Title): 어떤 이탈리안 한글로 올릴려구 했는데 표현이 잘안되서리.. Instruction: Read with an Italian accent. I am an Italian and Ima gonna bigga hotel in LA. At a hotel restaurant, I order two piss of pancakes, but the waitress brings me only one piss. So I call the waitress and say "I want two piss!" The waitress says "Then go to bathroom." I say "No you no understand, I want two piss onna my plate." The waitress says, "You better not piss on your plate, you sonna ma bitch." I don't even know the lady and she calls me sonna ma bitch. The next day, i go to another restaurant and order two piss of pancakes. The waitress brings me everything but a folk. So I call the waitress and say " I wanna folk." The waitress says "Everyone wants to folk." I say "No, you no understand! I wanna folk onna table." She says, "You better not folk on the table, you sonna ma bitch." I don't even know the lady and she calls me sonna ma bitch. So I get a little mad and go back to my room. But there is no shit onna my bed. So I call the manager and say, "I want two shit." The manager says, "Then go to bathroom." I ssay "No!!! You no understand!!! I want two shit onna my bed!!!" The manger says, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonna ma bitch!" I don't even know the guy and he calls me sonna ma bitch. So I get really mad this time and I go to the front desk to check out. The guy at the desk says to me "Peace on you man!" I say "Piss on you too!" Now, i go back to Italia. 음...다 아시는거였다면 죄송! |