| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): cookie () 날 짜 (Date): 2004년 7월 3일 토요일 오후 08시 21분 31초 제 목(Title): 둘러대기.. FUNNY JOKE > > > A man walked into the produce section of his local > > > supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce*. > > > The boy working in that department told him that > > > they only sold whole heads of lettuce. > > > The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager > > > about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy > > > said to his manager, "Some asshole wants > > > to buy a half a head of lettuce." > > > As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the > > > man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this > > > gentleman kindly offered to buy the other > > > half." The manager approved the deal and the man > > > went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and > > > said "I was impressed with the way you got yourself > > > out of that situation earlier. We like people who > > > think on their feet here. > > > "Where are you from, son?" > > > "Canada, sir," the boy replied. > > > "Well, why did you leave Canada," the manager asked. > > > The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and > > > hockey players up there." > > > "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!" > > > The boy replied, "No shit??? Who did she play for?" *lettuce 양상추 |