| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): dalgong (달공아저씨) 날 짜 (Date): 2004년 6월 19일 토요일 오전 09시 52분 28초 제 목(Title): why God never received tenure at any uni Why God never received any tenure at any university: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some doubt he wrote it himself. 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? 7. The scientific community can't replicate his results. 8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects. 9. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 10. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the Book." 11. Some say he had his son teach the class. 12. He expelled hes first two students. 13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top. 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed. |