| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): homer (simpson) 날 짜 (Date): 2004년 5월 18일 화요일 오후 01시 17분 31초 제 목(Title): 골프 유머 스코티쉬 악센트로 읽어주시면 금상첨화.. -_-; (영어라 죄송.. -_-;) A: Here's my idea for a fucking sport. You knock this ball into a gopher hole. B: Oh, you mean like pool? A: Not with a straight stick, but with a fucked up little stick. I whack a ball and it goes in the gopher hole. B: Oh, you mean like crockett? A: Fuck crockett! I put the hole huuuundreds of yards away. B: Oh, it's like bowling then? A: Oh fuck noooo! I put shit in the way, like trees, bushes, and high grass. You can lose your fucking ball, and go whacking around with a fucking tire-iron, wacking away and each time you miss it you feel like you'll have a stroke! Ha---hahahahaha... Fuck!! That's what we'll call it! A STROKE!! because every fucking time you miss it you feel like you'll die~ Ha----hahahahaha. Oh, and here's a brilliant idea. Right at the end you put a flat piece and put a fucking flag in the middle to give you fucking hope! .... But then.... I'll put a pool and a sand box to fuck with your ball again~~ A---hahahahaha..... B: Okay, so you only do this one time? A: Fuck NOOOOOOOO! Eighteeeen fucking times!!!! Yahooooooooo -- Robin Williams, on Golf..... --- D'oh! |