| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): mason (순간적으로) 날 짜 (Date): 2003년 11월 1일 토요일 오후 04시 24분 14초 제 목(Title): 종교컨버터 http://www.thedailygrind.net/software/FaithConverter.html 현재 변환 가능한 종교들은 Atheism, Buddhism, Christianity, Communism, Confucianism, Hinduism, Islam, Juche, Judaism, Linux, Maoism, Scientology, Shinto, Taoism and Trotskyism 이 있다는군요. 저기서 Juche란 종교는 뭘까요? 힌트를 드리면 기독교의 "Attend a church at Christmas or else God will send you to Hell, with Satan, for not reading your Bible. At mass the congregation learn about Jesus from the New Testament. If you are a true believer, you will also appreciate the insights into the Old Testament presented by the priest. Be warned not to be a heretic or sell your soul to the Devil, as this usually ends badly. If you stay away from evil, the Almighty may even perform a miracle and turn you into a Saint! An even surer path to heaven is to go on a Crusade. Christ rewards a good Bishop with a cathedral and some Easter eggs."는 다음과 같이 번역됩니다. "Attend a Flying Dong 2 missile parade square at Kim Il-Sungmas or else The Great Leader will send you to the puppet vassal, Seoul, with President Roh, for not reading your Juche Idea. At Flying-Dong 2 missile parade the Flying-Dong 2 missile paraders learn about The Dear Leader from the Naomi Klein's ‘No Logo’. If you are a true good self-sufficient Korean, you will also appreciate the insights into the The Brilliant Banner of Juche presented by the patriotic worker. Be warned not to be a flakey lackey pig-dog or sell your collective membership of the Mass Movement of the Red Banner to the chief-puppet Roh Moo-hyun, as this usually ends badly. If you stay away from liberalism, the Peerless Immortal Kim Il-Sung, Worker of Juche Towers may even perform a Juche Tower and turn you into a Glorious Patriot! An even surer path to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is to go on a glorious people's war of liberation and glory. Kim Jong-Il rewards a good guy covered in medals with a People's Glorious Re-Education Camp and some People's Defence Month eggs." -_-;;;;;; ------------------- Unattractiveness or counterintuativeness of such methods become advantages, because they force one to accept new and better ways of thinking about the subject. -- From W. Siegel, "Fields". |