| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): hongcho (홍이) 날 짜 (Date): 2002년 12월 18일 수요일 오전 06시 18분 20초 제 목(Title): [펌] wisdom... 나이드는 것에 대한 것들인 것 같군요. ---------------------------------------------- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft............... Today, it's called golf. ---------------------------------------------- Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. ---------------------------------------------- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ---------------------------------------------- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. --------------------------------------------- How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? ---------------------------------------------- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. --------------------------------------------- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. ---------------------------------------------- One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ---------------------------------------------- One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. ---------------------------------------------- Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ----------------------------------------------- Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you. ---------------------------------------------- If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. --------------------------------------------- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper, then .... Oh my goodness you forgot to pull your zipper down! ---------------------------------------------- If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?? ---------------------------------------------- And best of all.... I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. ---------------------------------------------- |