| From : Hama (JJ) Date : Fri Jul 24 07:03:21 1992 Subject: Say What? If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. It has just been discovered that reasearch causes cancer in rats! Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buidings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. While your friend holds you affectionately by both hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his. Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him! Just couple of jokes! Enjoy! Hama..^_^ |