| [ Fun ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): ina () 날 짜 (Date): 1993년10월06일(수) 16시15분19초 KST 제 목(Title): religions Comparative Analysis of World's Religions and Philosophies Taoism Shit happens. Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This shit happened before. Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. Protestant Let shit happen to someone else. Catholic If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Jehovah's Witness Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens. Hare Krishna Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens. Paganism Shit is part of the Goddess, too. Scientologist Feces Occurs Existentialism Everything is shit, so let's be depressed. Nihilism Everything is shit, so let's blow it all up! Satanism I made this shit happen and I'm glad about it! Solispsism This shit happens to me alone, but I am the cause of it. Atheism I don't believe this shit. Agnosticism What is this shit? New Age For $300 I can help you achieve Shit Happens Awarene 미나 |