| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): coolguy () 날 짜 (Date): 1994년10월18일(화) 10시06분09초 KST 제 목(Title): Woman - A Chemical Analysis Hazardous Materials Information Systems ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Material Safety - Data Sheet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Woman" - A Chemical Analysis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - ELEMENT: Woman - SYMBOL: WO - DISCOVERER: Adam - ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118lb. but known to vary from 100 to 500 - OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas with trace elements in most others - PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface is usually covered in powder or painted film 2. Boils at nothing. Freezes for no reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied gently to certain points. - CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and most precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without warning for no reason. 4. Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in hot water. 5. Activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol. 6. Most powerful money reducing agent known to men. - COMMON USE: 1. Highly ornamental - especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. - TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when discovered in its natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. - HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Possession of more than one is considered illegal. ---------- Again... coolcool... |