| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): TACK (T@CKt@ck) 날 짜 (Date): 2004년 10월 9일 토요일 오전 12시 24분 47초 제 목(Title): Bad jokes Ok. It's kinda bad jokes. > An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. > Your name pls? " Abdul Aziz " > "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " > "No, no, I mean male or female! " > "Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel !" > > > > > Sex is like a restaurant. > Sometimes u get full, satisfactory service, > and sometimes you have to be satisfied with > self-service " > > > > > What makes a happy man? > Daughter on the cover of HerWorld. > Son on the cover of sports illustrated. > Mistress on the cover of playboy > and .... Wife on the cover of "missing persons" > > > > > Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? > To separate the HAIRY section from the > DAIRY section. > > > > > Teacher: What do you want to become? > Little Johnny: Doctor !! > Teacher: Why? > Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u > can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her > husband to pay for it > > > > > Woman complaining to dentist: > "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a > tooth removed". > Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the > chair accordingly. > > > > > Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die, wanted her > tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, > DIED A VIRGIN. > To cut cost, engraver shortened it to: > "RETURNED UNOPENED " > > > > > A kid asked the priest " Father, what is your > pastime? " > The priest tapped the kid's shoulder an replied "Nun, > my child, nun " > > > > > 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. > On their first night both were crying - why??? > Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten > everything. > |