| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): thinker (<*ILU*>) 날 짜 (Date): 1999년 6월 10일 목요일 오전 03시 56분 35초 제 목(Title): Nice ones !^^ ############################################# The phone rings at KGB headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this KGB?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood." "This will be noted." Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave. The phone rings at Rabinovitz's house. "Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?" "Yes." "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yes, they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed." ############################################### After a while the man notices that the guy next to him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili is still there. He asks, "Are you going to eat that bowl of chili?" The other man replies, "No". "Would you sell it to me?" "No, but you can have it for free." So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl of chili, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other man says, "that's about as far as I got too." ############################################### An Irish newspaper report : "Irelands worst-ever air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery in central Dublin. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 315 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the night". ############################################### Did you N'joy these?^^ For entertaining you guys,here's someone..:) |