[ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): parsec ( 먼소류 ) 날 짜 (Date): 1999년 6월 2일 수요일 오후 08시 49분 27초 제 목(Title): 미국판 덩달이 fixed up and interpreted.. 글이 깨져서 다시 퍼 올립니다. The first posting was mixed up, so I fixed it up. ------------------------------------------------ A d u l t s O n l y ! ! ! (source = http://value.net/~sfdesign/hog/ebonics.html) Ebonics Examination Leroy is a 20-year old 9th grader. This is Leroy's mid-term exam. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. FORECLOSE -- If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose. If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money for clothes. 이번 달 별거수당 내면 옷살 돈이 하나도 엄써. 2. RECTUM -- I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both. I had two Cadillacs, but my mother wrecked them both. 캐딜락이 두 대 있었는데, 울엄마가 둘 다 아작냈어. 3. HOTEL -- I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody. I gave my girlfriend hard criticisms and the whore tell everybody. 여친을 좀 갈궜더니 그X이 다 떠벌이더군. 4. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house. My parole officer told me if I miss this appointment they gonna send me back to the big house. 내 보호감찰관이 내가 이번 약속을 어기면 날 도로 빵에 처넣을 거라더군. 5. PENIS -- I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis. I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said pee in 'is(=this). 의사한테 가니까 컵을 하나 주면서 거기다 소변을 보라고 했어. 6. ISRAEL -- Alonzo tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man that looks fake. He said na man; that watch israel. Alonzo tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man that looks fake. He said na man; that watch is real. 알론쏘가 나한테 롤렉스를 팔려고 하길래 그거 가짜같다고 했지. 그는, 이 보라구, 이건 진짜야, 그러더군. 7. CATACOMB -- Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughts to give dat catacomb. Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughts to give dat cat(=guy) a comb(=fight < combat). 던 킹은 지난번 밤에 싸웠으니까 누가 저녀석이랑 좀 붙어 봐. 8. UNDERMINE -- There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine. There is a fine looking whore living in the apartment under mine. 울 아파트 아래층에 머찐 갈보가 하나 살고 있어. 9. ACOUSTIC -- When I was liddle my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall. When I was little my uncle bought me a coo(=cool) stick and took me to the pool hall. 내가 어릴 때 우리 삼촌이 멋진 큐대를 하나 사주고 내기 당구장에 데려갔었어. 10. IRAQ -- When we got to the pool hall, I tol my uncle, Iraq u break. When we got to the pool hall, I told my uncle, I rock, you break. 내기당구장에 갔을 때 내가 삼촌에게 말했지, 나랑 삼촌이랑 싹 쓸어버리자구요. 11. STAIN -- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her is you plannin' on stain for dinner? My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her are you plannin' on stayin' for dinner? 울 새엄마가 들렀길래 저녁까정 들고 가실꺼유 하고 물었어. 12. SELDOM -- My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I sell them. 내 사촌이 닉스 경기 표를 두장 줘서 그걸 팔았어. 13. HONOR -- At the rape trial the judge axed my buddy, who was honor first. At the rape trial the judge asked my friend, who was on her first. 강간 재판때 판사가 내 친구에게 언 놈이 그여잘 먼저 올라탔냐구 물었어. 14. ODYSSEY -- I tol my brother you odyssey the tits on that babe. I told my brother you ought to see the tits on that babe. 내 동생(형)에게 그 아가씨 가심을 봤어야 했는데 하고 말했지. 15. AXE -- The policeman wanted to axeme some questions. The policeman wanted to ask me some questions. 그 경찰관이 내게 뭘 물어보려고 했어. 16. TRIPO -- I was going to buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli. I was going to buy my mother a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a triplet. 울 엄마 생일 선물로 브라를 사드릴려구 했는데 세개들이 세트를 찾질 못했어. 17. FORTIFY -- I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify. I asked the whore how much? She said forty five. 그 갈보에게 얼마냐고 물었어. 45불이라더군. 18. INCOME -- I just got into bed with the hoe and income my wife. I just got into bed with the whore and in come my wife. 그 갈보랑 침대에 들어가자 마자 마누라가 들어왔어. |