| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): Dason (미소짓는이맧) 날 짜 (Date): 1997년08월25일(월) 12시50분25초 ROK 제 목(Title): Literally Speaking Posted By: mabel (Normal?) on 'Humor' Title: Literally Speaking Date: Wed Aug 20 20:58:17 1997 This guy is tending bar and a panda walks in. The panda sits down and orders a burger. The panda eats the burger, pulls out his gun, shoots the glass behind the bartender, and starts to walk out the door. The bartender is pretty upset, and he says to the panda, "Wait a minute, buster! You come into my bar,I serve you, you shoot at me, and now you're leaving without paying?" The panda looks at the bartender and says, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary." With that, he leaves, still without paying. Now by this time, the bartender is ripped, so he pulls out his pocket dictionary. He looks up 'panda' and it says, "Eats shoots and leaves." *snicker* |