| [ EnglishOnly ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): NaDa (wHO kNOWS!�) 날 짜 (Date): 1996년07월17일(수) 13시06분17초 KDT 제 목(Title): Why I fired my secretary!! Why I fired my secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought, "I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I wend down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and there sat my wife reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, "Oh well, she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running down into the kitchen, yelling, "Give me a slice of toast! I'm going to miss the bus!" Feeling more depressed than ever. I left for the office. When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile and a cheerful " Happy birthday, boss." She then asked if she could get me some coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better. Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, "That's good idea." So we locked up the office, and since it's my birthday, I said," Why don't we have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we drove out of town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and a nice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said," Why don't we go to my place and I will fix you another martini?" It sounded like a good idea since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said," If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she left the room. In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with nothing on but my socks. From Ann Landers ........... 모든 생명체는 다른 생명체와 단절된 존재로 결국 죽음을 통해서만 이 고독에서 벗어날수 있다/인간도 역시 항상 절대적인 외로움속에 놓여있다/이 외로움을 벗어나기 위해 인간은 사랑한다//..그러나 연인들에겐 만나서 행복한 시간보다 떨어져 괴로운 시간이 더 많은 법이다............. <에로티즘> 조르쥬 바타유. |