| [ ComicsAnim ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): guest (Tuvoc) 날 짜 (Date): 1996년08월24일(토) 07시37분46초 KDT 제 목(Title): 애니와 관련된 컴퓨터 바이러스들 :) 뉴스그룹에서 받은 겁니다 . 전 참가 안했어요. After the latest Hare Krishna virus scare, the following list of anime related viruses came about in irc discussion: VIRUS NAME DESCRIPTION Ataru Your hard drive runs faster when there's a girl in the room BGC Your computer crashes when you play rock and roll Cherry Your computer gives you a premonition of doom before crashing Cko Your computer just whines and whines Dirty Pair Accidentally destroys your house in the process of taking out your hard drive Dr. Tofu Your computer crashes when Kasumi appears Evangelion Your computer gives you Absolute Terror then goes berserk Fist of North Star Your computer attacks your hard drive and 10 seconds later it explodes Ghost in the Shell Your computer exposes its hard drive and then makes it disappear Hentai Deletes everything except GIF and JPEG files Iczelion See Cko virus definition Jinnai Your computer takes root Kiki Your hard drive flies away and makes itself home in another town Kodachi Fanatical laughter comes out of your computer KOR Only affects computers with two hard drives. You must choose one; the other one crashes Lum Your computer shocks you whenever you look at another computer Macross 7 Your computer only accepts a guitar as an input device Magical Girls Your hard drive disappears when your pinkie touches the keyboard MD Geist Looks like a virus checking program but crashes your hard drive in the end Miyazaki Your computer becomes God Nuku Nuku Your computer blows up when it overheats Ohmu Your computer goes out of control when you swat a fly Project Ako Your A: and B: drives fight over your C: drive Ranma Your PC turns into a Mac when splashed with cold water (or vice versa) Robotech Combination of the Macross, Southern Cross, and Mospeda viruses Ryoga Your hard drive just runs and runs and runs... Sailor Moon Similar to Cko virus. Your computer starts whining then throws your hard drive at you Samurai Your computer crashes in the presence of a naked woman Sharon Apple Your computer develops a sense of survival and tries to wipe you out Tenchi Your computer become indecisive and attracts strange files Uresei Yatsura Your computer does weird things but makes you laugh Video Girl Ai Your computer tries to access the A: drive which is busy trying to access the B: drive. Your C: drive then tries to help the computer which then accesses the C: drive instead at which point the C: drive crashes Yotsuya Makes a hole in your hard drive You're Under Arrest Your hard drive jumps out of your computer and speeds down the highway Feel free to add any. Well, if I can remember some of the ones from back in my INN days (P-chan, help me out here)... The Ranma 1/2 Virus: put a disk in drive a, and your computer turns into a Mac. Put a disk in drive b and it turns back into a PC The Bubblegum Crisis Virus: Actually a virus protection program, but has a tendency to hack into other people's computer. The Dirty Pair Virus: Actually a virus-protection program, but destroys half your hard-drive in the process. The Ryouga Virus: You computer gets lost on the way to DOS. The Ohmu Virus: Mistaken for a virus, this program actually cleans your hardrive of any virii and imperfections. Only problems are that it takes two thousand years to do it, and if you try to get rid of it, the virus virus will destroy your computer. OhtaYour hard drive attacks your mother-board every time it's accessed Gall ForceYour computer feels a strange urge to take a shower every, say,five minutes or so El HazzardA strange, porpised-headed furry thing jumps out of your computer when you try to access a "help" file ArmitageYour computer is never, ever happy IriaYour CD-ROM drive begins to spit out weird looking CD's with evil faces on them Otaku no VideoYour computer realizes how obsolete it REALLY is. :) AkiraYour computer condenses all your files and then displays them so as to make them completely unintelligable StarBlazersEvery time your computer locks up, the power supply releases a HUGE burst of energy to jolt it back online SandorTurns all your computer's peripherals into bombs Area 88Your Computer loses its will to be a simple, calculating device, and instead decides it wants to be a Cuisinart Misty MaeOnce "delete" is pressed, the hard drive decides it likes "deleting" so much that it deletes ALL your files. (and then blows up your computer) Mighty Space Minersyour computer reveals to you that it has a small, nuclear device imbedded in the hard drive NeneYour computer eats every disk placed in its A: drive (also known as the "Rummy Virus") LufyYour computer kicks your ass every time you switch it on Hentai2this Virus messes with your video card so as to make it display only those little sailor-suits on your monitor Streamlinethis virus changes the text in all your files into total garbage and adds and deletes sentences from them at random Macross:DYRLTurns your sound card into the most powerfull weapon in the universe There are so many more the mind boggles! :) ---Dmambu Soun Every time a disk or system error occurs, your computer will sob and wail. Genma A pesky one; each time yourun a debug, virus scan or diagnosis program, the computer will display a large panda face with an oblivious "I didn't do it" face. Akira Your CPU accelerates into the next generation of processors (Pentium if 486, 486 if 386, etc) and then blows up and destroy the building. Sanyijan The Hard Drive sucks your soul and makes you immortal. Urotsukidoji You are safe if you are a male user; if female, run. Patlabor Your computer connects to the nearest network and a) Version 1.0: crashes every system b) Version 2.0: creates false files and creates viruses in other computers. Macek All your system messages are subbed into incomprehensibility. 음, Carl Macek이라고 바로 마크로스를 미국에 수입해서 Robotech이라고 한 장본인입니다.. :) Crying Freeman Deletes everything in all disk drives, then weeps. Je ^_^ No, no...it's: Ryoga Your DOS propmt becomes ?:\?, and you change directories at random. Joe Gerber 음, 좀 심했나요? :) |