| [ CnUnix ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): sojin (윤 진수) 날 짜 (Date): 1993년10월04일(월) 18시30분50초 KST 제 목(Title): Airplanes Designed By Various OSs > Airplanes Designed By Various Operating System Companies > > >DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, jumps on, and lets it coast > till it skids... then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc. > >DOS w/QEMM: Same as DOS but with more leg room to push. > >MAC: All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, etc., > look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you > ask questions about details you are told you don't need to know, > don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without > knowing, so just shut up. > >OS/2: To get on board you have to have your ticket stamped 10 different > times by standing in 10 different lines; then you have to fill > out a form that states how you want your seating arrangement to > be -- whether it should have the look and feel of an ocean liner, > a passenger train, or a bus. If you are successful in getting on > board and getting off the ground you have a wonderful, enjoyable > trip... except for times when the rudder and flaps freeze stuck, > in which case you have time to say your prayers and get your > personal things in order before you crash. > >Windows: Nice colorful airport terminal, friendly stewards/stewardesses, > easy access to a plane, uneventful takeoff.... then BOOM! > you blow up without any warning whatsoever. > >NT: Everyone sits on the runway and forms the outline of a plane, then > sits there going "PHHLLZZZSST" like they're flying. > >Unix: Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to > the airport. Then they go out on the runway and piece it together, > all the time arguing about what kind of plane they are building. > |