| [ ChungNam ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): shaq (우얄이..) 날 짜 (Date): 1998년 11월 4일 수요일 오후 05시 29분 51초 제 목(Title): 온김에 .. KIDS에 들린김에 Salary theorem을 올려 드리지요 .. Dilbert's Theorem on Salary Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Work/Time = Power Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have, by substitution: Work/Money = Knowledge Solving for Money, we get: Work/Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make. Q.E.D. |