| [ CAU ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): gonagi (NOT 죠나지) 날 짜 (Date): 1996년02월29일(목) 12시31분20초 KST 제 목(Title): !! FUCK !! clarksville.mc.utexas.edu에 들어가 보니 "fuck"에 대해서 설명한 것이 있어서 보았는데, 정말 뻑킹하더라... 그래서 여기에 올려봅니다. FUCK! Fuck is perhaps one of the most interesting and exciting words in English language. Fuck is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pleasure, pain, hate, and love. Fuck comes from the German word, "frikon". In language, "fuck" falls into many gramatical categories. Fuck can be used as a verb both transitive (he fucked her) and intransitive (she was fucked by him). a active verb (he really gives a fuck). a passive verb (she really doesn't give a fuck). an adverb (she is fucking interested in him) and a noun (she is a fine fuck). an adjective (she is fucking beautiful). As you can see there is a whole lot of real versatility with "fuck". It pops up everywhere. Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations: GREETING - How the fuck are you? FRAUD - I got fucked by that crook; DISMAY - Oh, fuck it!; TROUBLE - I'm fucked now!; CONFUSION - What the fuck?; AGGRESSION - Fuck you!; DISGUST - Fuck me!; DESPAIR - Fucked again!; PHILOSOPHT - Who gives a fuck?; INCOMPETENCE - He's a real fuck-off; DISPLEASURE - What the fuck is going on here?; NUMEROLOGY -Sixty-fuckin'-nine; LOST - Where the fuck are we?; DISBELIEF - Unfuckingbelievable RETALIATION - Up your fucking ass!; REBELLION - Fuck it!; SATISFACTION - Fuck me again! Also as: DESCRIPTIVE ANATOMY - He's a fickin' asshole! TO TELL TIME - It's six-fucking-thirty PREDITION - Well, I'll be fucked! A POLITICAL STATEMENT - Fuck Washington! INCESTUOUS - Motherfucker A PUT DOWN - Fuck off, buster! ALL ENCOMPASSING - Fuck 'em all! GOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS - Fuck the IRS A POKER HAND - A royal fuck TO START A RELATIONSHIP - Let's fuck now! AS AN ACCEPTANCE - Fuckin' eh! ENJOYMENT - Fuckin' Wow! A CLOSING - Fuckingly yours MATERNAL - Motherfucker POLITICAL - Fuck Clinton!! Never forget the quotes of some famous people in our history and in the present: John Wayne: "Ruck death and the lung cancer he rode in on." Bill Clinton: "What the fuck's this inhaling thing?" Oliver North: "You're all fucking liars!" Sean Penn: "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck etc." Eddie Murphy: "Fuck you, Fuck you, and Fuck you. Who's next?" Jack Nicholas: "Fuck this for a lark, 1995 British Open And last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said "Full speed ahead and fuck the iceberg" and five minutes later said "Where is all this fucking water coming from?". The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"? Use fuck in your daily speech proudly. Fuck adds pretige to any conversation. Put this colorful four letter word to work for you. Today tell someone you know "fuck you"... or "Let's fuck!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 그래 나도 오늘부터는 돌아다니면서, 애용해야지... Everybody in kids, let's fuck !! |