| [ AfterWeddingMarch ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): hoqwoL (---,--'-{@) 날 짜 (Date): 2000년 4월 20일 목요일 오전 08시 55분 06초 제 목(Title): [펌]Just gossip 어디서 퍼온글인데..괜찮은지 몰갓어요. THE MAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH it's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now do what you want = you'll pay for this later we need to talk = i need to complain sure, go ahead = i don't want you to i'm not upset = of course i'm upset, you moron! it's not your fault = it's all your fault you're...so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot you're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? i'm not emotional! And i'm not overreacting! = i've got my period be romantic, turn out the lights = i have flabby thighs this kitchen is so inconvenient = i want a new house i want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... i need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white hang the picture there = NO, i mean hang it there! i heard a noise = i noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry Do you like this recipe? = Its easy to fix, so you'd better get used on it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep? I'm not yelling! = Yes, i am yelling because i think this is important All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? THE ANSWER TO WHAT'S WRONG the same old thing = nothing nothing = everything everything = my PMS is acting up nothing, really = it's just that you're such a pain in the butt i don't want to talk about it = go away, i'm still building up steam THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH i'm hungry = i'm hungry i'm sleepy = i'm sleepy i'm tired = i'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you can i take you out to dinner? = i'd eventually like to have sex with you can i call you sometime? = i'd eventually like to have sex with you may i have this dance? = i'd eventually like to have sex with you nice dress! = nice cleavage! you look tense, let me give you a massage. = i want to fondle with you what's wrong? = i don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this what's wrong? = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? what's wrong? = i guess sex is out of the question I'm bored = do you want to have sex? i love you = let's have sex now i love you, too = okay, i said it...we'd better have sex now! yes, i like the way you cut your hair = i liked it better before yes, i like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much di fferent! let's talk = i am trying to impress you by showing that i am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me will you marry me? = i want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys i like that one better (while shopping) = pick any freakin' dress and lets go home! <a href="http://hello.to/peekaboo">Peek.a.boo!</a> ------------- Tomboy/hoqwoL |