| [ AUstralia ] in KIDS 글 쓴 이(By): beyond (..심심..) 날 짜 (Date): 1999년 2월 16일 화요일 오후 04시 54분 09초 제 목(Title): Sydney... Those who have lived/live in Sydney may appreciate this.. You Know You Are In Sydney, when.... * Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible. * You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house. * You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English. * You never bother looking at the train schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it. * You can't remember....is dope illegal? * You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. * You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian. * A really great parking space can move you to tears. * You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits. * Your boss runs in "The City to Surf"....it's the first time you have seen him/her nude. * Your child's Grade 3 teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher's male or female. * You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web site class. * You haven't been to Darling Harbour since the first month you moved to Sydney and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Sydney Tower if your life depended on it. * A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't notice. * A woman walks on bus with live poultry. You don't notice. * You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the North Shore. * You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist. * You keep a list of companies to boycott. * Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Avon Lady is a guy in drag. |